I just got this fan letter and I thought I'd pass it along.
Oh, your CD also got a very positive review in The Big Takeover magazine;
hopefully some people will check out the web site (the address is listed.) If
you can find it down there, you might want to check it out... It's in issue
#46, page 163. (The band Supergrass is on the cover.) If you can't, I'll send
you a copy of the review.
Here's the letter:

Hi Lucius. I gotta tell ya- you are one funny sonuvabitch. All kinds of
people have told me about this Lucius guy, but I never paid attention...
until I came across your site, that is. Having only known 2 or 3 black
people my whole life, I'm not used to hearing the accent... and that is part
of the fun for me. I thought that accent was just something you saw on
gangsta movies or something like Cops. I love it.
I live in Eastern Oregon- some of the last remaining cowboys live here and
would just shit if they had you call them. Not because they would think you
are black, but because of the stereo-typical, uneducated-sounding accent.
(As if any of them made it past the 8th grade) If you want some truly
guaranteed laughs, let me pass some names of various roughneck ranches along
to you. You'll be glad I did.

On another note, Me and my friends have loved coming with new and creative
phone pranks in the past, and only wished we would have taped some of them.
(Some of them were truly great, but required a team effort to pull them
off.) You're a little more crass than we could have been, though. But that's
what makes it so funny. I'm going to order some of your CD's tomorrow and

I'll be sure to tell all my friends about it.